The Dark List

Over the weekend, WC was playing Santa Claus. He sat in the floor with a piece of paper and a marker to make his list. Later he came up and presented me with a list of all our names but CJ's name was off all by itself. I asked about this. He told me that CJ is on "The Dark List."

"What's that," I ask.

"It's where you get nothin' for Christmas."

"Isn't that the naughty list?"

He shook his head. "On the naughty list you get coal. On the dark list you get nothin'."

 

Come to think of it, he might be right. CJ did get in trouble Friday for throwing his shoes at his teachers.